"IT SMELLS LIKE ASS IN HERE!"
"PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!"
*a really long, very angry rant about light poles*
*My Chemical Romance*
"SUCK MY PROSTHETIC DICK!"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING HUMPTY DUMPTY LOOKING TRUMPET PLAYING ASS BITCH!"
"I’d fuck that breadstick."
Be glad I’m not your instructor. I hear anything like that on my buses and the consequences will be dire.
What type of band bus do you ride???
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese